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PostSubject: Best quotes ever!   Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:16

Here's a good dame for you. Each day we all make a folly or two with our speech or someone we know says something absolutely stupid. Here's an example for you!

Brother: Mom, will you make me some oatmeal?
Mother: No, it's too late at night.
Brother: But it will help to lower my cholesterol!!!
Cromwell: ....WHAT?! xDDDD

What makes this funny one might ask... well the kid is 11, and just admit he had no idea what cholesterol is.
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:27

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:17

that is funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:23

here here I got one!
"Not an atmosphere to make your average human feel relaxedwhen standing next to someone like Emmett. I saw Emmett grin at Mike over the food table, the red lights gleaming off his teeth, and watched Mike take an automatic step back."



now everyone (beside po cause you already know) guess what book this is from.
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 07:32

I knew what it was when I was 11, then again, I am not your brother. XD

Also, oatmeal has that on the packaging. bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 09:04

i would kinda hope not
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 09:41

But why? It would have no effect on you anyway XD
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 09:42

wait what are we talking about?
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:31

Me not being Crommie's brother.
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:32

oh ok then yeah uhh. ok then....
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:33

Mind trap.
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:39

yeah thanks
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:41

Any time. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:42

i had a feeling you would say that
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:45

That doesn't surprise me.
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:46

yeah
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:20

People post quotes!
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:28

I did my share
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:35

But I don't know of any I can post right nowwwwwww No
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Fri 14 Nov 2008, 20:03

i got a quote guess where its from!
Bowser: so.. peach can i get your myspace..facebook...im...anything?
Peach: no bowser you can hhhaaavvveee...
: scene bottom text: oh my fucking god guys,here it comes!
King DDD: MY BIG GAY DANCE!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:06

I know where you got it. Brawl Taunts!

Guess where I got this?
It's Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrape!. . . soda.
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:40

crap i think ive seen that too!
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:09

Bear attacks can come from anywhere, you will never know when one will happen.

You don't call people retarded, you call your friends retarded when they're acting retarded.
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:13

wait a minute is that from loading ready run?????
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PostSubject: Re: Best quotes ever!   Sat 22 Nov 2008, 18:23

No, it's from The Office.
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