Here's a good dame for you. Each day we all make a folly or two with our speech or someone we know says something absolutely stupid. Here's an example for you!

Brother: Mom, will you make me some oatmeal?
Mother: No, it's too late at night.
Brother: But it will help to lower my cholesterol!!!
Cromwell: ....WHAT?! xDDDD

What makes this funny one might ask... well the kid is 11, and just admit he had no idea what cholesterol is.

lol!

that is funny.

here here I got one!
"Not an atmosphere to make your average human feel relaxedwhen standing next to someone like Emmett. I saw Emmett grin at Mike over the food table, the red lights gleaming off his teeth, and watched Mike take an automatic step back."



now everyone (beside po cause you already know) guess what book this is from.

I knew what it was when I was 11, then again, I am not your brother. XD

Also, oatmeal has that on the packaging.

i would kinda hope not

But why? It would have no effect on you anyway XD

wait what are we talking about?

Me not being Crommie's brother.

oh ok then yeah uhh. ok then....

Mind trap.

yeah thanks

Any time.

i had a feeling you would say that

That doesn't surprise me.